Tuesday, February 4, 2025
This story might as well be written by AI: "Hiding Spot" by Caroline Kim (O.Henry Anthology)
Wednesday, January 29, 2025
Solidarity is a pipe dream: "Serranos" by Francisco Gonzalez (O.Henry Anthology 2024)
Two groups that should be on the same side and aren't
Monday, January 20, 2025
The best lines from the Lord of the Rings movies that aren't in the books
Here are the rules
"End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path, one that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass, and then you see it....White shores, and beyond, a far green country under a swift sunrise."
The list
What about second breakfast?
One does not simply walk into Mordor
...and I'm coming with you!
I would have followed you....my captain, my king
Those without swords can still die upon them
Elrond's warning to his daughter that Aragorn will still die
There won't be a Shire, Pip
So it begins
Share the load
I give hope to men/I keep none for myself
Pippin's "Home is Behind" song to Denethor
The journey doesn't end here
That still only counts as one
Aragorn's inspirational speech at the black gates
Okay...now the two best ones
Second place: A wizard is never late, nor is he early; he arrives precisely when he means to.
First place: My friends! You bow to no one.
Wednesday, January 15, 2025
Choose your own analysis: Is "Didi" by Amber Caron dull or terribly clever?
Synopsis
Reading One
The first thing I notice is that Didi is small, makes herself even smaller by curling up on a single couch cushion. She crosses her arms even when standing in large rooms. Tucks her legs under her body when she sits at the kitchen table, pushes her silverware under the lip of her dinner plate to take up even less space. Everything about her is scrunched, compact.
Reading Two
Reading Three
Thursday, January 9, 2025
Unexpected jerk: "The Import" by Jai Chakrabarti (O.Henry Anthology)
The twist
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I wasn't quite as surprised by the twist in "The Import" as I was by two young people dancing to a fifty-year-old song in Spider-Man III, but I was still pretty surprised. |
I don't always like ambiguous endings, but this one is really impressive in just how many ambiguities hang in the last few sentences, even at a linguistic level. Who is the "they" in "their own thoughts"? Is it the people in the boat? The people in the boat other than Raj, who doesn't think Rupa is the monster she's been made out to be? Or is it people in general, following the people-in-general meaning of the "you" in "you could only know a person so well"? The narrator has often followed Raj's consciousness with statements like these, giving us Raj's interior monologue without labeling it as such. But this might be a few lines in which the narrator is separating their voice from Raj's.
- "You can only know a person so well," was what Bethany, Rob, and Helen were apparently thinking of Rupa. Rupa's own weird, village ideas have muddied the water, literally, as we are out here on the lake because of the mess she made. We'll have to send her back where she belongs.
- "You can only know a person so well," Raj thought, thinking of the cultural differences between Bethany, Rob, and Helen on the one hand and Rupa on the other. But Helen, Rob, and Bethany will all add their own ideas to read into whatever they don't understand about Rupa, and then they'll send her back to India.
- "You can only know a person so well," quoth the narrator, now fully separating from Raj, and thinking of all the people now in the scene. And all those people in the scene will use their own, imperfect understanding to fill in what they don't know, making mistakes as they try. I guess now I will have to put all these people and their flawed understanding back where they belong by ending the story.
Monday, January 6, 2025
On being an unsuccessful writer two weeks before Trump takes office a second time
"Every other nation has folk traditions of men who were poor but extremely wise and virtuous, and therefore more estimable than anyone with power and gold. No such tales are told by the American poor. They mock themselves and glorify their betters. The meanest eating or drinking establishment, owned by a man who is himself poor, is very likely to have a sign on its wall asking this cruel question: 'if you’re so smart, why ain’t you rich?'" - from Kurt Vonnegut's Slaughterhouse Five
My perhaps somewhat peevish reaction to the story
- I voted for the right candidate, because I did the minimum that a citizen in a democracy can do, which is to fulfill what Lionel Trilling called the "moral responsibility to be intelligent." That is, I did enough work to vote for the right person.
- Of course, in our system, I get the same number of votes as people who didn't do the work. So my vote isn't worth that much.
- You could argue that I have a responsibility to try to persuade others, and I did, but persuading anyone of anything is very hard. Past a certain age, most people really don't change their minds about big stuff more than a handful of times in their lives.
- And in any event, whom would I be persuading? I don't have much of a platform. I wish I had acquired a platform through my writing, but whether through lack of talent, lack of focus, or bad luck, I don't.
- Even if I did have a platform, what would I do? If we consider "Love Letter" not as a detached work of art but as an attempt by a human writer named George Saunders to influence an election, what did Saunders really do with his platform? He wrote a story in the New Yorker, where the majority of readers probably already agreed with him.
- That story, rather than offer readers practical advice for how to get the outcome in the election that author and most of his readers alike agree would be the desirable one, did what literature often does. It didn't really propose a solution, but instead did a good job of describing the problem. Which is great for feeling seen, but not so great for getting the results one wants.
- Which is all to say that even if I had succeeded as an author enough to have significant numbers of people listen to what I have to say, I likely wouldn't have been able to do much with it. I can't even convince my sister-in-law in Ohio that Trump is bad for the country; what am I going to do to change the outcome of an election?
- The story ultimately feels like a human author trying to pass the problem off to his readers, most of whom have far less ability to do anything that he does. It feels unfair.
It's always frustrating to fail at writing, but it's especially so now
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Maybe I've been the bad reader all along, and this guy the good reader of the world, even if he hasn't read the book he's holding. |
Saturday, January 4, 2025
The failure of the remedy: "The Home Visit" by Morris Collins
Thursday, January 2, 2025
Death by a thousand similes: "Orphan" by Brad Felver (O.Henry Anthology)
I've had strange moments of recognition while analyzing stories for this blog, before, but this one might have been the weirdest. As I was continuing on with my read-through of this year's O.Henry anthology, I realized I was going to be critical of "Orphan" by Brad Felver, a story that's about an orphaned teen who makes friends with an old man who lost a young child, and that jogged something in my memory. Didn't I once go hard at another story about a young child who dies? Am I really this big an asshole I'm going to do this again? So I looked through my past posts, and yeah, I did attack a story before about a four-year-old who dies of a brain tumor. The story was "Queen Elizabeth.," and the author was...Brad Felver.
I swear I have no idea who Brad Felver is, and I wish the man no ill. He's just written two stories I really don't like. In fact, as I looked back on that post from 2019, I realized that "Orphan" is actually a sequel to "Queen Elizabeth." I didn't remember "Queen Elizabeth" while reading "Orphan," but now that I've figured out the backstory, I guess it makes sense that I wouldn't like a sequel if I didn't like the original, even if I didn't know it was a sequel while reading it.
Both stories focus on a furniture maker named Gus and his ex-wife Ruth who were once in love and then lost a young child and ended up, as many couples do who suffer a loss like that, divorced. Sort of a Manchester by the Sea sort of story, except that Gus isn't a volatile drunk. I suppose what I don't like is that it feels like the story is taking cheap advantage of the high level of sentimentality people attach to children who die--many think of it as the worst thing that can happen to someone--and providing a story that people will love because of the emotion they will supply, rather than because of a unique insight from the story itself. Put another way, both stories seem to me to be heavy on emotion and light on something original to say about either the emotion or the situation that caused it. They're both kind of Lifetime-channel stories.
In the case of "Orphan," I think a lot of that impression is caused by the rather ornate use of figurative language, which called to mind to me some of the excesses of Gothic fiction. I don't usually get hung up on what's called "craft" much, but in this case, there was something about the story that just yelled out to me throughout, something I couldn't get around, and it undid the whole feeling it wanted to create. The first line of the story has a simile in it about a kid "eager as a chipmunk." The last two lines are both similes. And in between are a ton more. I did a rough count and came up with a total of 70 similes in the story. That's just too many for them to be effective. It writes over the reserved feeling of loss the story wants to create with a mawkish and showy style. By and large, the similes are not terribly original, and most of all, they're also all over the place in terms of the effect they create. As Writing Fiction by Burroway, et. al. advises writers on the use of simile and metaphor: "Separate metaphors or similes that are too close together, especially if they come from areas of reference very different in value or tone, disturb in the same way the mixed metaphor does. The mind doesn't leap; it staggers."
I'm not just applying some rule from a book here; I really do think all these tropes call attention to themselves in a flowery, too-writerly way. You just can't allow that when you're writing about the death of children, which is a subject so sensitive you have to be careful about abusing that sensitivity in order to get sympathy for your characters they haven't earned. Instead of being cautious, though, this Baroque style throws caution to the wind and is actually trying it damndest to win cheap tears from its readers. It really was distracting, and it also made me feel like the story didn't take itself seriously.
I've compiled a list of what I consider to be the similes in the story below to make my point about how many there are and how different they are in tone from one another. In one case, the same thing (memory) is compared both to heritable genetic traits and also to an embrace. The effect of all these similes is to dull the impact of the story's emotional center.
In the list below, I realized I had to think a little bit about what a simile actually is, something I'd thought for a long time I understood cold. "A comparison between two things using 'like' or 'as'" would have been my knee-jerk definition. That's true, but it's also true that not every comparison between two things using "like" or "as" rises to the level of a simile. "This tastes like chicken" is being rather too literal for simile. It's saying this meat really is similar to chicken in flavor. "This tastes like a burnt boot," however, is a simile. I realized while making the list below that the line between a simile and a simple comparison can be in the eye of the beholder. I'm not really sure about cases like "I feel like I'm flying." That does compare my feeling to the giddiness one feels when flying, but it's not as concrete as a simile applied to an object. I decided to count examples like that, but I was a little conservative otherwise in making the list, and I left off some borderline cases. I also am not getting into metaphors, which there were also several of.
Felver says he's writing a third installment of Gus and Ruth. Will the universe somehow conspire to put it in my path? Who knows, but I'm honestly perplexed about how both stories were chosen for publication by highly respected journals and then subsequently chosen for the O.Henry anthology. I feel like both are weak stories in an obvious way. This doesn't happen all that often. With about eighty percent of the stories I read in BASS or Pushcart or whatever anthology, I can see what made editors love them. When a case like this happens, it makes me question my own taste and skill as a reader. I'd love for someone to make an argument that they're deserving of the love they got.
All the similes:
- A kid eager as a chipmunk
- The impatience in these kids, visible as a tumor
- Until this feels like a Siberian labor camp (in dialogue, so forgivable)
- Rumors still spread like viruses
- The old man was like the god of patience, like he had some extra organ
- Ornery as a badger one minute...
- The feeling of exhaustion earned, as if they'd just donated blood
- A marriage like defiance of destiny
- They'd crashed into each other like asteroids
- They were like escaped convicts who were shackled together
- Hearing his voice through the receiver left Ruth feeling like Moses hearing the voice of God.
- Methodical as an orthopedist
- Like watching an artist at work, one who was just a little bit crazy
- A fourth leg was like a malignant growth
- It was like saying an obvious thing at a party (about the same thing as #14)
- His hands were gnarled and bent like an old boxer's (third sentence in a row with a simile)
- The furniture they built existed as a sculpture of the old man's mind.
- The kid running to the workshop, like a lost child running to his mother
- He stared as a little boy seeing fireworks for the first time.
- Mentors were a lot like dictators.
- Can be spotted like weeds in the grass
- The teacher drew in a breath that felt like a rebuke.
- Sheepish as a bird dog
- Gus could feel him coiling up, like a snake that was afraid it might need to strike.
- Until this remarkable kid showed up like God's own apology.
- It was like a time capsule.
- Felt like he was on a ship's prow
- The old man would dash off to his bedroom like he'd heard the smoke detector
- The old man...seemed lighter, like he'd been out dancing
- The boundary line around their relationship was as sturdy as a split-rail fence
- Memories passed from one generation to the next, like hair color or gait
- Hope like a lightning strike
- Sunday came like discovering a new religion
- She walked and talked and felt like some young dancer.
- The kid stayed drawn taut as a clothesline
- Like the kid was perpetually seeking penance for some awful crime he wouldn't talk about.
- It felt like he'd been caught shoplifting
- As if two distinct worlds had just collided, two continent-sized icebergs
- The kid's presence hung over them like rainclouds
- Settling into memories like an embrace
- They had memorized each other, like painters who could recall making each brushstroke.
- Took on moisture like a sponge.
- Like the old house was alive, and it was talking.
- Like he'd stumbled onto an old battlefield
- Like a contract they'd both signed
- Staring at the balance as if he were marveling at a new winter coat
- Gus paced the barnyard like an old dog waiting on its owner
- He glared at her suitcase like it was the real culprit.
- Advancing and retreating like the tides
- Quiet as an oak tree
- She held onto him as if gripping a cliff face
- Moody, like a dog sensing a storm
- Quiet as an owl
- Just held the doorknob in both hands and stared at it like it was the most precious thing he'd ever owned. Like he was holding the eucharist.
- Stared down the long lane as if it were a telescope
- It felt true as gravity, and just as inexplicable
- She held a bench plane under the light and studied it like a jeweler.
- Held memories mutually like an old married couple
- Clouds twisted together like dancers.
- The last of the shadows leaned from the barnyard to the back porch, stretching like pulled taffy.
- It was like that hollow in the barnyard from an old tree. There and not there.
- He's pure as dew (in dialogue)
- She'd started swinging on the door, like a carnival ride
- She was laughing like a little sprite.
- He held his body rigid as a totem.
- Night had come on like a sigh.
- It felt like they were sitting inside of a silence they'd made themselves.
- High green corn on all sides like a palisade.
- People ordinary as dandelions.
- It felt like the world had just taken a breath. It felt like they were dancing.