Monday, October 9, 2017

Gallimaufry of observations

Nothing big enough for a full post here, but a few half-thoughts.

1. Amazon apparently enforces its terms of service for comments on books

I had never really thought Amazon had tough rules for its comments. Based on past history like the three-wolf shirt comments thread, I kind of thought the comments could be a place to throw some absurdist commentary. I left a comment on my own book that gave it five stars, but also said the book was terrible. I was kind of proud of it. After over two months, Amazon I guess noticed that it was me, and removed it. They also did not allow a post from my mother, although I'm not sure how they knew it was her. It's not really a big deal to me. It's apparent that barring something unforeseen, this isn't going to become a huge seller, and a few comments one way or the other aren't going to change that. But it does seem like an unlikely to be really followed policy. The FAQ tells us that Amazon doesn't "allow individuals who share a household with the author or close friends to write Customer Reviews for that author’s book." I'd guess that the vast majority of people who actually write reviews on Amazon of smaller press books have some kind of relationship with the author.

2. I had a reading the other day, and I had a wonderful time

The publishing company, Washington Writers' Publishing House, is just fantastic. It's made up entirely of past winners, and many of them came out, got a book, heard me read, asked questions, listened to me talk about writing the book, and generally made it a great day. A few friends actually gave up football just to come hear me read a story they've already been hounded into buying. Made me feel like a real author. I could do that every day.

I rock a pencil and pen in my shirt pocket nearly all the time. It's kind of my thing.





It was also kind of encouraging to be at a book store that looks like it's going to stay open for a while. I'm thinking I'm going to start buying my books from here, if I can. They support the local writing scene and they provide some sort of alternative to Amazon, so if it's a few dollars more, it's worth it.

3. It's fall, so that means the rejections are coming in

I shot for the moon with nearly all my submissions this fall. I feel like after the book, I'm writing better work, but I also feel like I need to move forward in terms of the level of respect of the journals I'm appearing in. That means the job of getting published--which is hard enough in any journal--got a lot tougher. I've already had seven rejection of the work I turned in last month. Two seemed encouraging, which I guess ought to make me feel good.

I have to say, a lot of the fancy journals are really on point with handling submissions. They are making decisions quickly, much quicker than my journal is usually able to do. I think that's because many of them are either tied to schools or can otherwise command large numbers of slaves intern readers interested in getting in on the ground floor of publishing.

4. I paid $45 to have an agent proof read my query letter for my novel. 

I'm not sure yet if the final product is great, but I can't complain about the level of effort from the agent. For $45, I got three rounds of edits, which were not in any way half-assed. I'll start sending out more query letters next week after the last round of edits is done, and I'll report back on whether the next 25 letters got any better response than the first 25.

2 comments:

  1. 1. You! You're the one who posted the "I bought it because it had a dog on the cover... should've had less Africa, more dogs... I gave it a 5 anyway because of the dog" comment! BTW, I don't do Amazon comments, but I put you on my Goodreads list (just yesterday; I keep forgetting about Goodreads).

    2. Congrats on your reading; you've seemed steadfastly grim through all this (though that may just be understated ironic style), so it's nice to see you having fun with some part of it.

    3. Did you know the word "Gallimaufry" before M-W put it out the other day?

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    1. 1. Yes, that was me. My name was on it, which was why I thought it was more a joke to anyone who saw it than something anyone would take seriously.

      2. The other day, the Washington Independent Review of Books put out a really nice review of my book. In spite of this review, not one person bought the book on Amazon in the week after it came out. That might seem depressing, but I actually found it kind of liberating. It meant that the book's lack of commercial success wasn't something I did or didn't do. That's just what books from small presses usually do. Since that review, which was the best I could hope for, didn't move the sales needle, that means it's not my fault. So now, I am kind of just enjoying the chances I have to talk about the book with the people who did read it. Sunday, I got to talk to a lot of people about it. So that was fun.

      3. I learned the word "gallimaufry" from the blog "Fire Joe Morgan." They stopped writing years ago, but it was probably the best blog I read from back in the heyday of blogs.

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